Note: Our poorly trained interns and some computers with the help of AI and an editorial staff of chimps co-wrote this description based on a best guess of what awaits you at this event, the actual experience probably won't match up 100% with these expectations, but we imagine that you'll enjoy the performance anyways.

artists rendering of a theatrical live event Mortified

Set in the bustling city of Oakland, in the awe-inspiring halls of The New Parish, This mesmerizing theatrical odyssey promises to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will ignite your imagination and stir your emotions like never before. Prepare to be spellbound as the stage comes alive with a tapestry of lights, music, and Mind-blowing acts of artistry that will leave you in awe and inspire you with their sheer wonder.

Ladies and gentlemen, be prepared to be captivated and transported into a realm of magic, wonder, and extraordinary theatrical brilliance on January 13th, 2024 at 7:30pm. We are proud to announce the forthcoming event that will leave you on the edge of your seats and wanting more. Welcome to Mortified - a theatrical production unlike anything you have ever witnessed before!

Mortified is the masterpiece of a visionary team of creators, celebrated for their expertise in whisking audiences away to unimaginable realms

By harnessing the power of innovative storytelling techniques, mesmerizing set designs, and an ensemble of incredibly talented performers, this production is set to deliver an experience that will leave you spellbound and clamoring for an encore.

Don't miss your chance to be a part of this theatrical masterpiece that will be etched into the annals of live performance history. Assemble your friends, your loved ones, and all those who value the art of storytelling, as Mortified takes the stage at the awe-inspiring The New Parish in Oakland.

Public Sale Info for Mortified

Starts: Nov 30 2023 @ 12:00am
Ends: Jan 13 2024 @ 6:30pm
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